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Student Head-Butts Pregnant Teacher BUFFALO, N.Y. A Buffalo middle school student was suspended after officials said the seventh-grader head-butted a pregnant teacher in the stomach.
Ponytail Cut Off, Clothes Ruined While Women SleepCEDAR CITY Police are investigating a bizarre home invasion in Cedar City where the perpetrator broke into an apartment and began cutting things, including one woman’s hair, while the residents slept.
Ex-boxing champ surprises muggers Three muggers got a nasty surprise when they tried to rob a 67-year-old former British boxing champion.
Deli Owner Busted For Selling Pot With 'Hugs' PHILADELPHIA The owner of a Northwest Philadephia deli and two employees are under arrest for selling pot to customers who knew the secret code.
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More Crazy News From [11/11/2006]


Humiliated frat boys sue over 'Borat' portrayal

Dead Man Wins County Board Seat By 12,000 Votes

Firecracker In Butt Leads To Serious Injuries For One College Student

Firefighters Rescue Cat Stuck In San Carlos Lamppost

YouTube video triggers FBI probe of L.A. arrest



NEWS TOPICS FROM [11-10-2006]
Man Addicted To FuneralsA Brazilan man has revealed he is addicted to funerals. Luis Squarisi, 42, from Batatais, has attended every single funeral in his town for the past 20 years and has quit his job to be able to feed his addiction.
Boy, 12, Takes 2-Hour Spin in Family Car A 12-year-old took his 7-year-old brother for a two-hour joy ride in the family car while their mother was napping. Instead of watching TV, like his mother thought he was doing, Kenny Rodriguez, accompanied by his brother, Miguel Pepin, cruised the busy Grand Central Parkway and even parallel parked before police finally found them at a friend's house.
Girl Swallows Tooth-Brush A Romanian teenager may need surgery after she swallowed her toothbrush.
Man Loses 340 Pounds To Save Life, Family CLEVELAND -- A father promised he would do anything to stay alive for his kids.



More Crazy News From [11/10/2006]



K-Fed's Cleveland Concert Canceled

Woman On Golf-Cart Arrested For DUI

Mother Accused Of Leaving 3 Kids In Burning Building

Online Game Nets 22-Year-Old $1 Million

Men Arraigned In Ostrich Shooting In San Mateo Co.

Denise Richards Tosses Pair Of Laptops From Balcony In Quarrel With Paparazzi